Wake Up With The Converse Weapon, The #1 Weapon In The NBA

They showed part this commercial briefly during the shoe deal part of last night's episode 5, but it's such a classic that you need to see every word. I'd go so far to say it's one of the greatest shoe commercials in existence. The rapping is so bad it's good. I can't think of a shoe commercial that included this type of star power. Every single one of those dudes is a legend. What's great about this commercial is that pretty much everyone hated each other in real life during this time. Just goes to show anyone can put on a nice smile for the right price.

As he usually did, of course Larry Bird stole the show at the end. So awkward yet so awesome all at the same time. MJ may have taken over the shoe world soon after this aired, but if you weren't rocking a Converse weapon you clearly weren't shit.